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The Bumble And The Damage Done

So I got a new phone on Friday, all come unlocked as of December 1, I still have to call my provider and get mine done. Roughly whenever I get around to it. Ish. Because I had been rolling with 8 gigs for the past 2+ years. Naturally, after I got back from San Diego on Wednesday. Went to see Guns N Roses. Hell of a show. But I digress, I does that. Y'all know.

Long story somewhat less so, I find myself with plenty of space to add the new apps and naked photos of various womenfolk (address is on here somewhere, hint hint) and I added the Bumble. Plenty of options available on said girl tree.

However, and this is where the Universe has been getting feisty, things aren't always as they seem.


I've been on for 2 days. My latest ex was, literally, my 3rd match. Nope. STILL don't know the etiquette on these things. I still want to be in the rotation, I presume everyone is seeing 2 or 3 people these days. We're still FB Friends, and it totally counts as following the No Contact Rule if you're almost positive your number has been blocked. 

My blog. My rules. Deal.

And to recap, in said 2 days, I've been matched with my last 2 GF's, an FWB and a chick I made out with once in the front seat of her, like, rape van. Good times.

And yet, not so much. Tweak the algorithm, yo.

I did make a new friend in San Diego, though, so there's that.

And again, none of them is Kendra. Be good and be safe, y'all.


  • Good luck with the Bumble. I'm curious about your profile: Ayn Rand or no Ayn Rand? And did you know Nancy Friday died last month?

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