Y'all know the rest.
A little pressed for time this p.m., so on with the show.
The copy of Leaves of Grass that I smoked page 37 of was from the University of Calgary library, so if anybody signs it out and is wondering wherefore said page went; it was sacrificed to my pursuit of the ultimate high. Sorry about that, chief. Whilst I'd like to say that somebody told me the book itself was actually made of weed..uh, no. I'm just kind of a dolt.
Speaking of smoking the wrong thing, it seems that pedophiles in the Netherlands are attempting to form their own political party. Lest y'all think that that country is perfect because of the legalized drugs. Here's hoping that they fail and crawl back under their rocks. As long as one innocent suffers, there can be no god. Although godliness IS possible. Mathematically improbable, but not impossible. I'll let you know how it goes.
My 7 Year Itch came after about 7 days. I was, after all, on the accelerated plan, courtship and marriage-wise. Now If Only the inevitable annulment/divorce would proceed anywhere near as rapidly.
Song of the Day: the Raconteurs- Steady As She Goes. Mostly because I like the band's name. Jack White totally reminds me of one of them dastardly-type silent movie villains, twirling his handlebar mustache whilst tying a shapely young adorable to the railroad tracks; and, as such, kinda creeps me out. The song itself ain't bad, however. And gets better every time I hear it. Love me some Meg, though. Yes, I know she's not in this band, but it still seemed worth mentioning. As much as anything else I say, anyway. See above.
Ontario and Quebec are the latest provinces to jump on the fascist anti-smoking bandwagon. I'll say it again, thank heaven for Las Vegas, wherefore one can smoke anyfuckingwhere. Drink alcohol, too. Gamble. Let's call a spade a spade: it's simply a little piece of heaven right here on earth.
It seems that a Malaysian dude has Lorena Bobbitted HIMSELF to prove his faithfulness to his wife. Well, let's us see: he's proven his stupidity. His wife will now pretty much have to be unfaithful, unless he regains full range of motion. Dude, next time, just get a tattoo or a brand or something. Some folks are really just much too stupid to live. And they all seem to shop at the store wherefore I work. Which is another reason why I work nights. The extra shift premiums don't Hurt, either.
I really Wish someone would've mentioned this Chinese kid with the 3rd arm to me. Although, with the way the Hey Jealousy (to drop some Gin Blossoms on y'all) factor is kicking in at the moment, I can see why noone did. That extra arm would be more than useful at work, at play, on dates (should I ever again go on one), in all sorts of ways.
A woman has successfully sued a high priced matchmaker for $2.1 million dollars for failing to deliver on its promises to her. I wonder how much I could sue Metrodate.com for for providing the platform by which I met my pseudo-wife of 1 year and 1 day. I may have to look into this.
Time to bounce for softball. Have a pleasant evening, y'all.