suavely deranged

There are few things in life quite so soothing as sleeping all day of a slightly snowy, blah-type Sunday; waking up and realizing that you still have 7 hours until you actually have to get up. Good Times. Of course, because it is I, usually it takes me another hour or 2 to return to sleepytime. However, yesterday, I was able to return fairly easy-like; which was unexpected and nice. At which point I was ''gifted'' with one of them Edgar Cayce/Nostradamus-type prophetic Dreams. Fuck yeah, it was one of the bad ones. Those are the only kind with any possibility of occurring, after all.

I dreamed that I was having a, shall we say, ''sleepover'' (why, yes, I AM making the quotation signs with my fingers whilst I type this; as the online gambling folk like to say: I'm all in when doing a post, no distractions) with a complete stranger (the best kind of sleepover) of the shapely young adorable flavour; when, all of a sudden, I could feel a tooth start to come loose. Always an unpleasant sensation, but, wait; it gets worse. Said tooth falls out. Fine, it's a back tooth, and I never smile, anyway, so it's no big. Then another falls out into my hand. And another. And a fourth, all covered in blood. Then part of a 5th, from one of my 2 (All I Want For Christmas Is...) front teeth, already cracked and chipped many a time and reformed using glass and plastic. Needless to say, my reflection in the mirror in the dream looked even worse than it does in ''reality''. Oddly enough, I decided it was time to get up and start getting ready for work after this little vision played itself out.

And yes, I will be making a visit to the dentist soon. Likely MANY visits to the dentist. After all, I've got dental coverage. Of course, beforehand, I'll be sure to watch Marathon Man sos I know what to expect. It's been a few years since I've seen my dentist. And yes, I use a children's dentist. They know how best to deal with big fraidy cats like moi.

 

Thanks to Matt for the offer to tutor this hapless chump on the ways of the torrent download. I'll likely take you up on it, as anything that allows me to download more TV shows is a good thing. Maybe I can finally see them episodes of Entourage that featured my beloved Mandy Moore, as it seems that Movie Central has no intention of replaying them and I don't really want to Wait for the DVD.

 

Thanks also to the online gambling folks for another 2 warm and witty comments. You touched a boy's heart. Now click on some ads, y'all. Everybody wins.

 

As I was making my way to the train through The Fog last night, I wrenched my (VERY temperamental) lower back jogging acrost 14th Street. Good Times. There's nothing quite so liberating as attempting menial labor (those of y'all with real jobs should thank your Lucky stars you're not I) with a fucked-up back. Yet another time when it's O.K. to live vicariously through someone else.

 

Would it be unseemly to suggest that my neighbor and her roommate give me head simultaneously in return for me allowing the roommate-chick to utilize my parking stall, rent-free? Probably. However, since I'm a complete fucking scumbag, it really doesn't bother me overly much. Not that I will or anything (even though I really should, as that way everybody wins), but it's all I've been thinking about of late. Well, that and the price of tea in China.

 

The list:

 

1) Holly Robinson-Peete (sure, her sitcoms predominantly suck, but her elven good looks kinda do it for me sometimes. all right, Hanging With Mr. Cooper wasn't terrible.)

 

2) Lexxi Tyler (I loved the All About Me section on her site; informative, yet a little obscene, kinda like ME. quite enjoyed the FREE dildo video trailer. nice big pierced breastesses.)

 

3) Mindy McCready (one of the new, interchangeable, hot blonde country singers who should be doing porn. I'd thought her 15 minutes long since expired, but apparently she was on Oprah (a scary image, sorry) the other day; hopefully to talk about her forthcoming gangbang video, but I kinda doubt it, as Oprah's guests are usually pretty weak on porn content.)

 

4) Penthesilea (Queen of the Amazons, killed by Achilles. believed to have invented the battle-axe. no, not the mother-in-law variety, The Other Kind.)

 

5) Amy Rivera (web designer and very talented erotic photographer.)

 

Well, I'm off to check the status of the petition (http://www.petitiononline.com/dlm1218/petition.html) to Save Dead Like Me, watch Jamie Foxx (I recently learned that the dude what plays his coworker, Braxton, also plays the evil Clarence Wiedman on Veronica Mars; no typecasting with this fella), and eat before bed. Enjoy your Monday, y'all, it's nearly over. Stay warm and be safe.