suavely deranged

This morning, I filled out a MasterCard application under the name of Beej Rozmironovich. I really needed them free candleholders. Not that I'll ever use them or anything. It's the having that's important.

 

Thank you to Suzanne for another comment yesterday. Honey, I'd totally take you to the NIN concert, but for that pesky thousands of miles betwixt us factor. Well, that and the fact that I'm pretty much the LAST fucking guy decent folks want to associate themselves with. Glad to hear your exams went well, though. Congratulations.

 

Thanks again to the online gambling folks for another heartfelt and inspirational comment yesterday. Y'all are the reason I do whatever it is that I do here. Next, click on some of my (sadly, all too weak) ads; help a brother out. He's got an xmas trip to Las Vegas to fund, after all.

 

Another wild Friday night here at The Manor yesterday. I was all set up on the couch, with a mediocre book (for during the commercials) and 2 NBA games on TV. Good Times. Where the trouble comes into Paradise is that I conked out with a heating pad on my knee and now it feels even worse. From the strange but true file: I've heard tell of an NBA player, whose name eludes me, that had to go on the disabled list after he fell asleep with an ice pack on some body part; which also escapes me. But it's still a story. Not a good one or anything.

 

My goatee is disappointing me of late. Curse you, naturally curly hair!

 

I'd been boycotting The View ever since they had Hilary Duff (finally legal!) as a weeklong co-host and pretty much ignored the woman. However, yesterday, I noticed that Jamie Foxx was on the show, pimping Jarhead, so I simply HAD to watch. And yes, I do feel Dirty. It's not strange to wash your hands every 15 minutes or anything, though, is it?

 

Beavis and Butthead (the series) is FINALLY available on DVD. Yes, there IS a god!

But...whither art thou, 90210?

 

What the fuck is a torrent download? Whilst scoping today's list, I came acrost something called suprnova.org; promising all sorts of free downloads of the torrent flavour, and I was curious as to whether or not it was on the up and up/for real tip.

 

I entered a contest that one of the local newsrags is throwing for a free trip to Las Vegas. Should I win, naturally I'll invite K to accompany me. When she declines (hopefully politely and without kicking me in the nether regions or anything), since she's got a boyfriend and all; I'll ask young Steph from my volleyball squad. When she also declines (hope for the best, prepare for the worst, insure everything), I'll be accepting applications. Or perhaps asking K's roommate, depending on circumstances (availability/attractiveness/moral flexibility). But that's then, and this is now. And now, I have yet to win said contest.

 

I've got to hurry, as How To Deal (love me some Mandy Moore) is on Movie Central or one of it's branches very shortly, so...The list:

 

1) Stacy Haiduk (formerly on Seaquest DSV. we had folks back home with a similar surname, so she caught my eye. brunette. cute. nice rack.)

 

2) Jena Kay Ricci (whilst many buxom amateur sites feature womenfolks that are less than appealing, facially; this woman is quite fine.)

 

3) Adriana Sage (exotic beauty, phenomenal ass. plenty of free desktop wallpapers on her site. currently putting together a production company with her own line of adult movies and websites. intelligence, frame, and ambition.)

 

4) Lakshmi (Hindu goddess of good fortune and plenty. the personification of beauty.)

 

5) Mary Anning (British geologist. despite lacking formal training, she contributed greatly to the paleontological collections of her day. found the 1st complete icthyosaurus skeleton.)

 

Enjoy your Saturday, y'all. I've many more posts to punt, in the (I suspect all too futile) hope of being able to again post pictures, and some reading to catch up on. Another exciting day, but I'm, you know, mourning my shattered marriage and shit.